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Podcast: Morning Crankers

Morning Crankers is the outrageously funny, no-holds-barred comedy show that kicks your day off with laughs, rants, and raw, unfiltered takes on news, wild stories, pop culture, sports, and everyday absurdities. With a wild mix of morning energy and late-night irreverence, this podcast delivers hilarious offbeat stories, sharp opinions, and unpredictable banter that keep listeners coming back for more.
šŸ”„ Whether tackling national headlines, local craziness, or the downright ridiculous, Morning Crankers finds the humor in everything—nothing is off-limits! If you love bold commentary, comedic chaos, and conversations that go where others won’t, grab your coffee (or something stronger) and tune in. Start your day with the most entertaining, unapologetic show on the internet!

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8 Things You Should NEVER Say on a Valentine’s Date & Worst Gifts Ever | Morning Crankers Podcast

  • February 13, 2025

Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! In this episode, we break down 8 things you should NEVER say on a Valentine’s date, the absolute worst…

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Springfield Blues Comedy, Bad Tuna Recall, & FBI’s 2400 Declassified Docs | Morning Crankers Podcast

  • February 12, 2025

In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment—easily one of the funniest things we’ve ever done! We also talk about bad canned tuna recalls from…

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Super Bowl Blues, Springfield Tows, & Drew Carey’s Big 30!

  • February 11, 2025

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the Kansas City Chiefs’ heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl and what went wrong. Plus, Springfield, MO, is looking to crack down on expired tags—should the police have the power to tow your car? We…

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Morning Crankers Super Saturday Show – Special Guest Myia Hanson & Super Bowl Talk! šŸˆšŸ¤£

  • February 8, 2025

Get ready for a Super Saturday edition of Morning Crankers! We welcome Myia Hanson from the hit family podcast “We Are the Hansons” for a hilarious and insightful chat about life, family, and the upcoming Super Bowl. Expect non-stop laughs, wild…

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Morning Crankers Podcast – Billion-Dollar DOGE, Springfield Sickness & Bigfoot Erotica

  • February 7, 2025

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we kick things off with DOGE—but not the crypto! We’re talking about the incredible work they’re doing to uncover waste and save taxpayers a billion dollars a day. Then, we check in on the upper respiratory…

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Morning Crankers: Kelce’s Chiefs Chaos, Record-Breaking Weather & Eggflation!

  • February 6, 2025

It’s another wild morning on Morning Crankers! We’re diving into the latest on Travis Kelce and the KC Chiefs, insane weather records being shattered, and the crazy world of tariffs and skyrocketing egg prices. Plus, a few surprises and laughs along…

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Time-Traveling Weirdness, Beer Olympics & Springfield Fun

  • February 5, 2025

Get ready for another laugh-filled morning with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into bizarre historical coincidences—because history loves to be weird. We also explore the best things to do in Springfield, MO, this February (spoiler: it’s not just…

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Apostrophe Anarchy, Trump’s Tariffs & a Fugitive Granny

  • February 4, 2025

In this wild ride of an episode, we dive into Germany’s bizarre beef with the English apostrophe (grammar police, stand down!), Trump’s tariffs and why winning never gets old, and the jaw-dropping tale of a Missouri woman who killed, escaped a Mexican…

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šŸ’” Honoring Jerry Norwood + Dating Over 50 Struggles & $5 Date Hacks | Morning Crankers Comedy

  • January 30, 2025

Today on Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we honor our great friend Jerry Norwood, celebrating his life and the laughs he shared. ā¤ļø Then, we dive into dating advice from Pepe Le Pew & Johnny Bravo—the worst role models ever! šŸ˜‚ Plus, is dating…

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The Worst Jokes Ever, Crazy Federal Spending & Looney Tunes Top 10! | Morning Crankers Podcast

  • January 29, 2025

Get ready for laughs and head-scratching moments on today’s Morning Crankers Podcast! We break down the absolute worst jokes ever told, dive into the hilariously terrible ways the federal government spends money, and count down the top 10 greatest…

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Morning Crankers

  • šŸ”„ Doge Is Finishin’, Keanu’s Back, and Musk Drops a Terabyte Bombshell! | Morning Crankers April 2nd
  • “Doge Is Finishin’ – A Morning Crankers Comedy Hit”
  • Morning Crankers: Luke Grimes’ Yellowstone Spin-Off, Avengers Doom Days, and April 1st Madness!
  • Morning Crankers – March 31, 2025: Tater Day, Senior Assassin Scare, Applebee’s & IHOP Merge, Yankees’ Torpedo Bats, & France vs. U.S. on DE
  • šŸŽ™ļø Morning Crankers – Feb 28, 2025 šŸ’„ “Boomers, Teslas, & Musical Showdowns – Oh My!”
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