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Podcast: Morning Crankers

Morning Crankers is the outrageously funny, no-holds-barred comedy show that kicks your day off with laughs, rants, and raw, unfiltered takes on news, wild stories, pop culture, sports, and everyday absurdities. With a wild mix of morning energy and late-night irreverence, this podcast delivers hilarious offbeat stories, sharp opinions, and unpredictable banter that keep listeners coming back for more.
🔥 Whether tackling national headlines, local craziness, or the downright ridiculous, Morning Crankers finds the humor in everything—nothing is off-limits! If you love bold commentary, comedic chaos, and conversations that go where others won’t, grab your coffee (or something stronger) and tune in. Start your day with the most entertaining, unapologetic show on the internet!

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Best Gas Station Food, Coolest New Tech, and Record-Breaking Feats | Morning Crankers

  • March 7, 2025

In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the latest electronics show, and the heartwarming story of a Missouri 5th grader paying off student lunch…

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March 6 Madness: Tariffs, Taxes, and a Royal Farewell

  • March 6, 2025

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by other countries, and highlight a wonderful father from Independence, MO, who wrote a book about being a…

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Morning Crankers: Hump Day Chaos—Wooly Booly, Florida Man & Bob Dylan(?)!

  • March 5, 2025

It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man, dive into the insanity of the Florida Man Games (yes, it’s a real thing), and shake our heads at a…

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Wooly Boowly Man – A Morning Crankers Rockin’ Comedy Song

  • March 4, 2025

Beware the night, Springfield! The Wooly Boowly Man is on the loose, and he’s coming… for your taxes! 💀💰In this rockin’ and downright hilarious Morning Crankers original, the ghost of a long-gone tax collector still haunts the streets, alleyways, and…

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Springfield Blues – A Morning Crankers Original Comedy Song

  • March 4, 2025

Life in Springfield ain’t always sunshine and sweet tea, and Morning Crankers are here to sing about it in Springfield Blues! This original comedy song takes a bluesy, toe-tapping trip through the daily struggles of small-city life—where the traffic’s…

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Ozark Hustlin’ Rap – A Morning Crankers Comedy Song

  • March 4, 2025

Get ready for a wild ride through the backroads with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy hit, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap! This high-energy track blends country grit with hip-hop beats, bringing you the funniest take on life in the Ozarks.From dodging deer on the…

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Morning Crankers Springfield Traffic Blues

  • March 4, 2025

Get ready to laugh (and maybe relate a little too much) with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy song, Springfield Traffic Blues! This hilarious tune captures the daily struggle of dodging potholes, waiting for endless red lights, and dealing with that…

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Morning Crankers: Wigs, Needles & Turbulence—Oh My!

  • March 4, 2025

In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into some of the craziest headlines of the day! Springfield’s poverty rate is dropping (finally some good news!), but turbulence takes a brutal turn as five passengers are injured on a flight to…

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Pete Rose & Trump’s Pardon, Gervonta Davis Fight, Gambling, Gene Hackman & More | Morning Crankers

  • March 3, 2025

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Pete Rose’s latest push for reinstatement and Trump’s possible pardon, the intense Gervonta Davis vs. Lamont Roach boxing showdown, and the wild world of gambling. We also celebrate National Cold Cuts…

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Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast – Havoc, Scams, and Corporate Shenanigans!

  • February 28, 2025

Start your day with laughs and wild headlines! Today on Morning Crankers, we break down Russia offering U.S. mineral rights on Ukrainian land (seriously, LOL), the new Tom Hardy show Havoc, a Missouri woman’s failed attempt to sell Graceland, and…

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Morning Crankers

  • 🔥 Doge Is Finishin’, Keanu’s Back, and Musk Drops a Terabyte Bombshell! | Morning Crankers April 2nd
  • “Doge Is Finishin’ – A Morning Crankers Comedy Hit”
  • Morning Crankers: Luke Grimes’ Yellowstone Spin-Off, Avengers Doom Days, and April 1st Madness!
  • Morning Crankers – March 31, 2025: Tater Day, Senior Assassin Scare, Applebee’s & IHOP Merge, Yankees’ Torpedo Bats, & France vs. U.S. on DE
  • 🎙️ Morning Crankers – Feb 28, 2025 đź’Ą “Boomers, Teslas, & Musical Showdowns – Oh My!”
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