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Podcast: Morning Crankers

Morning Crankers is the outrageously funny, no-holds-barred comedy show that kicks your day off with laughs, rants, and raw, unfiltered takes on news, wild stories, pop culture, sports, and everyday absurdities. With a wild mix of morning energy and late-night irreverence, this podcast delivers hilarious offbeat stories, sharp opinions, and unpredictable banter that keep listeners coming back for more.
🔥 Whether tackling national headlines, local craziness, or the downright ridiculous, Morning Crankers finds the humor in everything—nothing is off-limits! If you love bold commentary, comedic chaos, and conversations that go where others won’t, grab your coffee (or something stronger) and tune in. Start your day with the most entertaining, unapologetic show on the internet!

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💰 Stolen Golden Toilet, Packers vs. Tush Push, NIXA’s Top Recruit, & The Ultimate Bathrobe Debate! 🚽

  • February 27, 2025

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we dive into the bizarre heist of a stolen golden toilet, the Green Bay Packers’ call to ban the “Tush Push”, and a top national football recruit from Nixa cutting schools from his list. We also…

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Retail Shakeups, Hollywood in Missouri & Big Bets Gone Wrong!

  • February 26, 2025

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the retail rollercoaster—Joann and JCPenney are closing, but Catalyst Brands is stepping in with 1,800 new stores and 60,000 jobs! Missouri’s film tax breaks are already paying off with a new…

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Morning Crankers: Springfield’s Tow Crackdown, Sports TV Woes & Beards Are Back!

  • February 25, 2025

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or expired tags. We also talk about the latest struggles for Cardinals and St. Louis Blues fans trying to…

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orning Crankers: Unregistered Cars, Smuggled Eggs, & Missouri Sports Madness – Feb 23, 2025

  • February 24, 2025

On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Missouri sports, including the Missouri State girls’ team and Mizzou men’s basketball. Plus, we dive into the…

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Morning Crankers 2/20/25 | National Days, Famous Birthdays & Missouri’s Hidden Mysteries!

  • February 20, 2025

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson and, in true Crankers fashion, give him some hilarious yet helpful advice on getting his life back on…

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Morning Crankers| Lily Phillips’ Shocking News, NY Crisis & Springfield’s Controversial Ordinance

  • February 20, 2025

In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men in 24 hours, she’s now pregnant! We also break down the National Days and famous birthdays for February…

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Free Seeds for Your Garden, Toronto Plane Crash Miracle & Springfield Traffic Blues!

  • February 19, 2025

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow your own garden! We also cover a miraculous plane crash in Toronto where everyone survived, the quirky…

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🎙️ Morning Crankers | Red Hulk vs Green Hulk, Cost of Living in St. Louis & Gym Stereotypes | 2/18/2025

  • February 18, 2025

Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red Hulk vs. Green Hulk! We also tackle what salary you need to live comfortably in St. Louis, discuss…

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🎙️ Morning Crankers | Presidents Day, Famous Birthdays & Sports Showdown | Donut Review & Whale Poop?! | 2/17/2025

  • February 17, 2025

Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Michael Jordan, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the legendary Jim Brown. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered…

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Valentine’s Day Madness: History, Pheromones, Dating Tips & Epic Pickup Line Fails

  • February 14, 2025

Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, the science behind pheromone cologne, and share dating tips to help (or hurt) your love life. Plus, we…

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Morning Crankers

  • 🔥 Doge Is Finishin’, Keanu’s Back, and Musk Drops a Terabyte Bombshell! | Morning Crankers April 2nd
  • “Doge Is Finishin’ – A Morning Crankers Comedy Hit”
  • Morning Crankers: Luke Grimes’ Yellowstone Spin-Off, Avengers Doom Days, and April 1st Madness!
  • Morning Crankers – March 31, 2025: Tater Day, Senior Assassin Scare, Applebee’s & IHOP Merge, Yankees’ Torpedo Bats, & France vs. U.S. on DE
  • 🎙️ Morning Crankers – Feb 28, 2025 đź’Ą “Boomers, Teslas, & Musical Showdowns – Oh My!”
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