Happy Hump Day, Crankers! The April 2nd episode is packed tighter than Keanuâs gun belt! We kick things off with the wildest National Days youâve never heard ofâand a few you might be celebrating wrong. Then itâs time for our signature segment, Hump Day Harmonies, where we go live with our brand new original song, âDoge Is a Finishinâââa politically incorrect, full-throttle spoken-word country banger that pulls no punches! We also dive deep into Keanu Reevesâ possible return in John Wick 5, plus the news of a Caine comic book spin-off thatâs about to get its own revenge story. Could the Baba Yaga be back? But hold onto your tinfoil hatsâbecause Elon Musk just found OVER A TERABYTE of hidden data buried inside the U.S. Institute of Peace⊠and it might not be so peaceful after all. Plus:
đ The NFL says ânot yetâ to banning the Tush Pushâwill the brotherly shove live to fight another day?
đŠ Torpedo bats are exploding in popularityâare they revolutionizing baseball or just another gimmick? Itâs truth, comedy, chaos, and Crankers-level crazyâall in one episode.
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